Internationally Known Star WEARS NO PANTS To His Hollywood Star Ceremony!

Will the celebrity madness ever cease? First we are inundated with pre-pubescent teens going on the cover of People Magazine to talk about their stays in rehab facilities.

Then the insanity of all things relating to Michael Jackson.

And now we are confronted with the timeless, lovable Winnie-The-Pooh being ostracized for going pantless to his award ceremony! This gives a whole new meaning to Sans-A-Belt!!

I shudder to think of how we will now be inundated with expose's on Pooh & Paris Hilton -- Pooh & Spice Girl du Jour --- eh gads I shudder to think of what Page Six and the National Enquirer will do with this.

Oh Pooh!!

Don't forsake us Pooh Bear -- grab your honey pot and get back to the 100 Acre Wood -- it's too brutal out here for you!!