Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Boob - O - Meter Oogling

**NOTE: Definitely take time to check out the Comments section -- a couple of them are hillarious!!**

So a few years ago, I saw an article in The Sun about a study that proved that men will live an average of 3 years longer if they are allowed to freely "oogle" breasts for at least 10 minutes per day.

The Illustrious One was most delighted when I told him about this study as it validated his ocassional Internet smut watching. I don't really mind because he prefers the real thing so he can booby window shop all he wants just as long as he doesn't buy. Besides, even though I am admittedly soft spoken, I have a way of putting the fear of God into the burliest guy with a single look. The Illustrious One is more metrosexual than burly but even he says that he knows very well if he ever dared to stray, life as he knows it would come to an abrupt and unpleasant halt.

So back to the oogling -- I am quite fond of The Illustrious One and would like his companionship for a long time to come; therefore, he can oogle away.

So to all you delightful boys that like to oogle -- here is a fun site that will help you achieve your daily quota without having to enter your credit card number and confirming you are at least 18 years of age --- happy oogling!!


marrow-from-harrow said...

Those were some beautiful pictures.

I, too, am beautiful. Like those girls' breasts, I am beautiful on the outside. From your picture, you seem to be beautiful too. Perhaps not as beautiful as me. But beautiful, nonetheless.

otilius said...

See? Boobies = Life...great post!

; D

mrshellonheels said...

Im gonna share this with Mr HOH. LOOOL.

New York City's Watchdog said...

What that study fails to mention is that oogling the wrong pair will SEVERELY cut your life expectancy... in some cases to immediately.

utenzi said...

I don't think I have a chance against you today, Ms Breed. Boobies are just too difficult to compete against--and all I have today is baked bread.

That's an interesting site you link to but somehow real breasts are a lot more interesting than fake ones bouncing. Funny tho.

plusultra said...

I am still amazed by boobs every time i see a new pair. The ones you have on your site are extra amazing and I plan to live a very long and happy life staring and oogling them all day everyday!