I Love A Good Cock Shot - Part II

Now that I have your attention, here is an overview of my myriad of thoughts on various topics - at least for this moment -- read carefully -- I do venture back to the cock issue within this post.

Why do you blog?
Someone I know sometimes gets frustrated by my little blog area. Comments ensue like, "Why do you feel the need to share - who are you talking to - trying to impress?!"

In an attempt to address those questions - I have no idea who reads this blog -- I know of a few people because they leave comments or send emails either agreeing with my thoughts, asking for more info, etc. But most people are window shopping -- they pop in and you might see them again, you might not.

Who am I trying to impress? No one.

Why do I feel the need to share? Ahhhh - now that is the challenging one to address and I don't know quite how to answer it. Maybe in this world of 6 billion people, you would like to know there is someone that empathizes with your plight or appreciates your warped way of thinking.

It also helps me to know that I am not alone as fellow bloggers like Javier Marti who made a posting yesterday about some issues he's dealing with regarding a relationship and Grey Biker who has postings ranging from fluff to serious.

If anyone has an answer as to why this blogging thing appeals to some of us - I'd like to hear your theory. Hopefully you can put it into words better than I.

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The other night I caught part of an episode of the Late, Late Show with Colin Ferguson. Not a show I typically watch but he was in the process of holding up the logos for the football teams competing this weekend to see who was Super Bowl bound. Now that the games are over I know that he nailed both with his predictions!

When it came to Carolina Panthers v. Seattle Seahawks he compared it as a yawning kitty with no arms v. an angry bird with a serious overbite. He chose the angry bird.

Regarding Pittsburg Steelers v. Denver Broncos he said a horse on sterioids with a bad mullet v. what has to be the team with the worst logo in the NFL which looks like a bunch of tacky 1970's Christmas ornaments. But given the fact that the 70's are chic right now, he chose the Steelers which meant we would have a Super Bowl of angry birds v. bad christmas ornaments.

He was right on both predictions.

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Andy Rooney had a brilliant vent last night on 60 Minutes. It had to do with traffic congestion and how you have these massive rush hours twice a day and hectic lunch hours, etc. He suggested that we need to start having staggered work hours to help balance the load. I think that would be fantastic because we are evolving into a virtual workplace anyway.

People that had to go into offices could go in at staggered times - possibly 2 hours so 6, 8 & 10 am start times. It would be fantastic if that would start taking place.

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Now for the part you have been waiting for -- cock shots.

While reading the ever enlightning blog, Ah Yes, Medical School, the resident doctor shared this lovely image with us - which of course set my mind off on a variety of thoughts -- primarily the issue of shrinkage.

For any of you that have watched repeats of Seinfeld, you will know the episode I am referencing. According to the Seinfeld Dictionary, Shrinkage is described as:

Shrinkage - 1) what happens to a man's genitalia after being in contact with water (especially cold water) 2) what to tell a woman who mistakenly sees a man's genitalia in the shrunken stage, and finds it humorous

Penises can be amusing. I mean honestly, you just have to wonder about a portion of the anatomy that can go from a robust, plump 7" or so to resting comfortably yet almost hidden between two balls.

And in closing, this is probably a classic example of why we blog. I can't exactly stop into the neighborhood Starbuck's and strike up a conversation on shrinkage with a stranger....