Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Are You Ready for 2010?

The Torino Olympics aren't even over, yet here we are already hearing about Vancouver 2010. Amuse yourself by reading some of these authentic questions that have been sent from around the the world to an international tourism website!

Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow?( UK )
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die.

Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? ( USA )
A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.

Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto -can I follow the Railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of water.

Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada? (Sweden)
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes...

Q: It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to contact for a stuffed Beaver. (Italy)
A: Let's not touch this one.

Q: Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto, Vancouver, Edmonton and Halifax? (UK)
A: What did your last slave die of?

Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada? (USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Ca-na-da is that big country to your North...oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary. Come naked.

Q: Which direction is North in Canada? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.

Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada? (UK)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and in Calgary, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.

Q: Do you have perfume in Canada? (Germany)
A: No, WE don't stink!

Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.

Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gathers. Milk is illegal.

Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada, but I forget its name. It's a kind of big horse with horns. (USA)
A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.

Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you will have to learn it

5 comments:

Grey Biker said...

Those are some goods.

Bitchet said...
This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
the belligerent intellectual said...

I've been afraid to come back to Canada ever since refusing to pay a parking ticket in Montreal from 2002. Any advice on how to sneak into the country? Also, what's "hockey," and does it require any prior immunizations?

abdul mannan said...


.>>---------xx24xx.cumshot sex (107)


.>>----------blowjob sex (311)


.>>----------Hot sites (311)


.>>----------sex in office (534)


.>>----------Teen sex (345)


.>>----------pornstar sex (345)


.>>----------hardcore sex (911)


.>>----------European sex (211)


.>>----------big tits sex (421)


.>>----------pornstar sex (214)


.>>----------Lesbian sex (532)


.>>----------Hot dick sex (111)


.>>----------big tits sex (421)


.>>----------porn video sex (651)


.>>----------fuck video sex (111)


.>>----------xmovie sex sex (741)


.>>----------lesbian sex video (311)


.>>----------sex video free (311)


.>>----------HD video sex (511)


.>>----------Free sex move xx24xx (621)

abdul mannan said...


.>>---------xx24xx.cumshot sex (107)


.>>----------blowjob sex (311)


.>>----------Hot sites (311)


.>>----------sex in office (534)


.>>----------Teen sex (345)


.>>----------pornstar sex (345)


.>>----------hardcore sex (911)


.>>----------European sex (211)


.>>----------big tits sex (421)


.>>----------pornstar sex (214)


.>>----------Lesbian sex (532)


.>>----------Hot dick sex (111)


.>>----------big tits sex (421)


.>>----------porn video sex (651)


.>>----------fuck video sex (111)


.>>----------xmovie sex sex (741)


.>>----------lesbian sex video (311)


.>>----------sex video free (311)


.>>----------HD video sex (511)


.>>----------Free sex move xx24xx (621)