Sunday, May 21, 2006

White Trash Wenches

And now for an update on some white trash wenches -- and of course, we begin with Britney Spears. Britney, who is knocked up yet again by sometimes hubby aspiring (c)rapper K-Fed, was trying to be oh so stylish in NYC this week.

Wearing jeans that were too long, with spiked heels that were too tall and thinking she could multi-task by breathing, walking, holding her cocktail and oh yeah, holding kid all at the same time, discovered that she cannot handle that many activities at once.

As she began to tumble forward and thereby bouncing her 8-month old babies head back and foward and back and forward, her bodyguard stepped in to save the child. But alas - she didn't spill a drop of the drink!

I can only hope that if I had a child I would have the presence of mind to drop the damn cocktail and focus on protecting the tot.

And now to that terror trio known as the Dixie Chicks - God help us all. Now I can't stand country music to begin with. But you add these bimbettes to the mix and the most sedate Texan just wants to bitch slap their asses.

So many deserving bands deserve a shot at stardom and these wenches just throw it to the wind. The turn their backs on their roots, but I for one remember when they were out on the streets of Deep Ellum playing for coins being tossed into a hat.

They hate Bush -- suck it up. They hate Republican Texans -- well why the hell live in a Republican state? They think they are all that and a bag of chips -- well that bag has been open for a long time in the rain.

They talk about which of their nannies is going to "get some" on the summer tour -- ugh. Just low class white trash.

Leave it to Kinky Friedman to mock them properly.


Helen said...

This is just.....sad.

Kinky is Awesome said...

Kinky is the EXACT opposite from the Dixie Traitors:

(1) Kinky has run for office in the past as a Republican,

(2) Kinky voted for Bush/Cheney in 2004,

(3) Kinky's interview with Ruminator magazine confirms that he supported Bush's Middle East foreign policy,

(4) Kinky's public voting records confirm he was mistaken when he said he voted for Gore in 2000,

(5) Kinky hasn't voted for a Democrat in any election at least from 1994 to 2004,

(6) Kinky wants to take time during the school day for prayers in schools,

(7) Kinky wants to post the Ten Commandments in public school classrooms,

(8) Kinky is not obsessed with political correctness,

(9) Kinky knows how to deal with illegal aliens from Mexico, and

(10) Kinky’s immigration policy of hiring Mexican generals to police our border is a great idea that John McCain has endorsed.