White Trash Wenches

And now for an update on some white trash wenches -- and of course, we begin with Britney Spears. Britney, who is knocked up yet again by sometimes hubby aspiring (c)rapper K-Fed, was trying to be oh so stylish in NYC this week.

Wearing jeans that were too long, with spiked heels that were too tall and thinking she could multi-task by breathing, walking, holding her cocktail and oh yeah, holding kid all at the same time, discovered that she cannot handle that many activities at once.

As she began to tumble forward and thereby bouncing her 8-month old babies head back and foward and back and forward, her bodyguard stepped in to save the child. But alas - she didn't spill a drop of the drink!

I can only hope that if I had a child I would have the presence of mind to drop the damn cocktail and focus on protecting the tot.

And now to that terror trio known as the Dixie Chicks - God help us all. Now I can't stand country music to begin with. But you add these bimbettes to the mix and the most sedate Texan just wants to bitch slap their asses.

So many deserving bands deserve a shot at stardom and these wenches just throw it to the wind. The turn their backs on their roots, but I for one remember when they were out on the streets of Deep Ellum playing for coins being tossed into a hat.

They hate Bush -- suck it up. They hate Republican Texans -- well why the hell live in a Republican state? They think they are all that and a bag of chips -- well that bag has been open for a long time in the rain.

They talk about which of their nannies is going to "get some" on the summer tour -- ugh. Just low class white trash.

Leave it to Kinky Friedman to mock them properly.